||[Dec. 11th, 2005|04:37 pm]
|||||Jessica Simpsons Christmas CD||]|
Today we salute you, stressed out college student during exam week. As you sit at your lonely desk in your dorm room, doped up on Starbucks and Aderol, you think to yourself, "am I ever gonna need to know this in real life?" The distractions are tempting and you have suddenly diagnosed yourself with A.D.D. along with advanced delusionary schizophrenia w/ involuntary narcissistic rage. I'm sure by now you know exactly what everyone is doing b/c you have checked your buddy list 800 times. Christmas break is just days away, and your prozac prescription will be in tomorrow. So crack open an ice cold Bud Light after that last final, b/c for most of us Christmas will be spent in rehab.
**Def going to be a long week, but thank goodness I'm finished on Wed at 2:20 and I'll be home Wed night till Jan 8th!!!**